How to Get Your Heart Stomped On By Her Stillettos
By Nina Atwood
She accepts dates, but often cancels at the last minute with lame excuses. She says pick her up at 7:00, but makes you wait until 8:00 while she dresses (and drinks her first two glasses of wine). She returns your kisses and sleeps with you, then doesn’t return your calls for the next two weeks. She cries about her financial woes, takes your money, then tells you that she’s gone back to her old boyfriend. Who is this woman? She’s the Heartbreak Princess. Here’s how to land this charming lass:
- If she’s hot, don’t look past that to discern character; just be grateful that you get to go out with this amazing babe
- Pay no attention to her past history with men – the heel marks on all of their hearts and how much lighter their wallets were at the end
- Pay no attention to how much she drinks or how much she drugs; after all, she’s the life of the party and every guy there is envious that you get to go home with her
- Make hot sex your primary goal with a woman; love, fidelity, loyalty, commitment – just assume those things will come with time; or, decide “who needs that?”
- Don’t listen to your friends when they tell you they saw her out with someone else – they’re probably just jealous
But the number one way to land the Heartbreak Princess is to have no standards when you choose a woman to date other than fantastic looks. Make chemistry your first and last goal for a relationship. And be sure to accept without question her poor treatment of you while hoping for a miracle – that she will somehow miraculously transform into a loving and loyal partner for you.
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